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Friday, October 31, 2008

grats those who passed their BTE today! tiring day! DEAD EXHAUST! but no choice still have to work out to burn those freaking FATS!


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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

at night . cannot sleep. suddenly found out im wearing the FULL Eric Cartman set. really love it! feel like a kid after wearing it. share with everyone! I AM A KID! A ERIC CARTMAN FAN! "Screw you guys, I'm going home!" "Would you like? to suck my Balls!"




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im not a person who is interested in panda.... BUT! BABY PANDAS ARE SO ADORABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!






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Monday, October 27, 2008

YES! Compared from the one i took last time yes! improvement! wakakaka! BUT! BICEPS SOOOO HARD TO TRAIN!!!arg!



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WISHES ALL INDIANS HAPPY NEW YEAR!


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Sunday, October 26, 2008

okokokokokk! went to BBDC today and reached there about 12.10. ok saw azahari in the bus and chat with him because he also having practical for bike so we chat chat chat. ok reached BBDC le... we x the road den suddenly got someone touch me from behind... and its JASON NEO!(not the one in 5n1) den have a chat with him waiting for kenny and kuan siong. Wait x3.... Here 2 buses came, 852 and 187.. its kenny and ks! den we went in and print our slip den they go attend their FTL(Funeral Theory Lesson) HAH! why i said Funeral theory lesson because ALL U DO! IS TO! WATCH ALL THE ACCIDENTS hah!

Stage 1 Subject 1
ok while i went to find my car No. 39 ^^!! ok den i wait for my teacher to come.. Tay or Tan T L. Woot in my imaginary that teacher should be a guy, quite old, humouress. BUT! BUT! BUT! x 100000! OMFG! ITS A Bloated lady, SHES HELL NO CLOSE TO HUMOUROUS and at the same time VERY SERIOUS! in this 100 minute of teaching, SHE TOTALLY BO SMILE OR LAUGH! she came in sweating all along... on the air con to 3 which later i changed it to 2 because i was freaking coldended!(the past tense CUM participant of cold) den ok then the lesson began. She told me all those blahblahblahblah den ok she told me if i need her to show me how to drive infront of a car den break and reverse den break, i said no need. so i started driving...ok the same old method. Depress cluth fully, change to 1st gear, step on accelerator making the rev constant, releasing the handbreak, den biting point. OK! the car is moving! because its my 1st time, so the feeling of moving quite fast! den i didn't know that she want me to drive and break behind of that car infront. so i scare bang until the car infront den i actully TURN TO THE LEFT LMAO! DEN SHE WAS LIKE! "I NEVER ASK U TO TURN! WHY U TURN! OJI(O*@U$(*@)!($*)@!($*)@!($*)" wha freaking fierce la piang ~.~ den shou shang de wo can only ren qi tun shen. ok.. den she ask me swap place with her den she show me 1 time... den i see oo ok quite easy man... ok so i drive okok she also okok. den we proceed to another subject of stage 1 the 2nd gear circuit.

Stage 1 Subject 2
ok she drive me all the way out of the parking area to the circuit! yes! she drove me around for 2 rounds and told me blahblahblah blhablahblah wasn't really listening hah.. so she stop in the middle of the circuit den she let me drive.. at that point of time i si bei nervous(heart pomping 175times/min) woot! steam! at the same time the dehydrated me feeling the burning effect in my throat like a scorching sun is having its ray concentrated in a parabola reflecting it right onto my throat. but bo ban! no water.. so must continue drive. i was thinking in my mind that should i tell her this : " erm ni ke yi xiao yi xia ma?(can u laugh for awhile anot?) " but in the end nv la because later kium gan... i think she today period la thats y so angry... this kinda thing aiya i boy dunno one hah... ok so i drove around with gear 1... den okok... when turning, i cross my hand like what she did den wha siao tio gan again! hah... den i keep drive out of the lane LOL! wha man.. at that time i thought i was the worse student liao... but! nonono! after 2-3 rounds of driving in the circuit, there this NEW BIRD stopping right infront of me... so i have to fully cluth + brake and wait for him like 20-30 seconds ~.~... den wha lao man! I CANNOT BELIEVE THATS ACTUALLY SOMEONE THAT SUCKS MORE DEN ME!!! i was actually waiting.. den his brake light off le.. so i actually back to biting point and step on accelerator le ready to go... BUT! WHA KAO SMTH his like... COMBO SIA! CLUTH FULLY DEPRESS WITHOUT ENOUGH REV! den his car SURGE FORWARD CUM ENGINE DIE hahhahaha! wha ke lian de wo in the car with this fierce monster...she keep told me not to put my foot rest on the cluth but i feel really ma fan if i put down still have to step again sia... but no choice she told me a million times but i still repeat hah... den ok she showed me 2nd gear so now i must drive liao... ok driving slowly the super hum me dare not change to 2nd gear because reaching the turn liao.. den i drive slowly! guess what! tio gan again hah..... ok later i change give her see... den i ready to change den that PUNDEH DRIVER INFRONT BRAKE AGAIN! wha jia lat! den i changed to 2nd gear liao! omgomgomg.. den i brake but nv cluth in den engine die ~o~.... den ok that asshole is like hogging the whole day... really sian ~.~ so i continue to drive using 1st and 2nd gear and also resting my foot on the cluth and tio ganning whole day.. den after a turn i change to 2nd gear liao...den suddenly a BUS WHA SIGNAL RIGHT WANT TURN IN SO I BRAKE again! without fully depress cluth. engine die again ! hah.. f man... as time past, ok everything was fine.... cluth, accelerate, biting point, full release cluth, full depress cluth, gear 2, biting point, accelerate, break, cluth in fully, break again to stop, gear 1, break to a stop, cluth , neutral and handbreak. end of the day. not bad! got 3 chops hehehe good luck to those on the way to practical driving hah!


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Saturday, October 25, 2008




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really bored in the morning.. watched the past southpark episode. Super Best Friends. hah really freaking funny man! theres this superhero called seaman and his pigeon name "swallow" and its so freaking hilarious when they said "seaman and swallow" HAH! omg >.<


i know u are looking at this - 10/25/2008 10:41:00 AM;

Friday, October 24, 2008

1st time 42/50 2nd time 44/50 3rd time 43/50 4th time 45/50! YES FINALLY!!OMFG HAPPY ME! POOR JASON, KUAN SIONG and KENNY! fail by 1, 2 and 3 questions! omfg jiayou man! good luck to them on next coming BTE for them excited! HAPPY BIRTHDAY NG QI YUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i know u are looking at this - 10/24/2008 07:32:00 PM;

Thursday, October 23, 2008

hah great man.. haven laugh that hard since quite long ago... today was hilarious! SOW TONG BEE! LEGENDARY LECTURER hAHAHAHahahahAHAhahAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! its so F***ing FUNNY when he says " you need to know something.... that you need to know of " LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!! WHAT A CRAP ANSWER! LMAO MAN hahahahaahaha hilarious actions! funny lecturer!! STB " mei you qian mai xie ar". me " mai gei wo men jia fa la " hahaahhhhhhahaahhhhhhhhhhhhahaaaaaaa omg hilarious day.


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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

finally got the pics wakakkaka!~ omg look at xiaojus SO CUTE RIGHT! wakakakakakkaa




i know u are looking at this - 10/22/2008 11:18:00 PM;


Totally exhausted today woke up at 7++am went to school to do some presentation den study whole day until 5pm ~.~ went to BBDC to take my 3RD TIME FTE and guess what woot! ITS A FREAKING 43/50 AH F***! really bwg.... 1st time 42/50 2nd time 44/50 3rd time 43/50... ok this friday.. 6.15....if still fail again..NBASBDAKBIOVHAOSIDJOAIWJDOIAJSODJAOC!!!


i know u are looking at this - 10/22/2008 07:29:00 PM;

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEBODY KILL MEEEEEEE!!!!! MORNING WENT FOR MY FTE! AND ONLY GOT 44/50(nid 45 to pass) DAMIT! FAIL BY 1 QUESTION AHHHHHHHH!!!!! hate it hate it! nvm now watching bruce lee show.. bad day!


i know u are looking at this - 10/21/2008 08:33:00 PM;

Monday, October 20, 2008

quite a fun day having IS! CATS AND SW woot! CATS was very fun because its about creativity so we had our group name Squireativity! its Squirrel + Creativity! hurray! ok went to IS HiP HoP :P woot today was fun but abit stressful when i cannot like rmb some steps really sucks! but overall good! BECAUSE! THE TEACHER SAY !!!!! CAN WEAR CAP! wakakakaka and must wear pants over knee length! its great! and dark blue shirt(which means i DUN HAVE TO WEAR THAT STUPID NGEE ANN SHIRT!) great great its great! too happy time to train today Day 6


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Friday, October 17, 2008

TODAY REVERSE DRIVING HONDA STREAM! NV LOOK INFRONT! BUMPER DROP OUT OMFG >.< PHOBIA OF DRIVING DEFINITELY!


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Thursday, October 16, 2008

weeee boring day. went to play with yearbookyourself ahha took afew pics oh man the past are so dwell and COOL!





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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

When going home today from BPP, waited for bus 700 and finally it came. Got in the bus and found out its so damn cool! omg i dunno if its new or what... but definitely not much of this kinda bus in bukit panjang.. so great experience man... and when the door closing, its like the mrt. got the bi bi bi bi bi , doors closing wha shiok.. very high class, clean and great!






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Saturday, October 11, 2008

YES PASSSSED MY BTT next is FTT AND DRIVING TEST Wakakwakkaka 50 appoint 50! wakakaka



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ytd no time to blog becoz got home too late! ytd went to sentosa for class outing! weeeeeee! ok met with everyone den went to sentosa siloso beach! woot! got the volleyball passed to me and i actually hit it and it FLEW away~ and hit until a old
man's head! LOL OMG HAHA! he was eating >.< hahahaa den later juswin hit the ball den hit yj head! hahaahaa very dangerous day. had really a fun time playing with everyone at the beach! OMFG FUN!!! went eating supper at vivo den reach home 12am so dead! 8am wake den go home so late ahhh tired.. looking forward to next outing XD


i know u are looking at this - 10/11/2008 05:35:00 PM;

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Shiwei's............../\
Own................../...\
Food................./.No.\
Pyramid.........../.Junk.\
....................../..Food...\
...................../ALLOWED\
..................../---------------\
.................../.....Tuna.........\
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................./.....1yogurt..........\
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.............../..1Apple,.1Pear.......\
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............./Bread,Spaghetti,cracker\
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i know u are looking at this - 10/08/2008 02:16:00 PM;

Sunday, October 5, 2008

YES! BAKED BEANS AND TUNA! OMG! THEY SERIOUSLY SUCKS! MANAGED TO FINISH GOING TO TRAIN TO BE FIT! i'm still "PACKING"! haha



i know u are looking at this - 10/05/2008 10:52:00 PM;


arg! my 3 x 1-5pm days GONE!!!!!! damnnn suddenly 1 economy pop in ~.~ HATE IT!



i know u are looking at this - 10/05/2008 04:25:00 PM;

Friday, October 3, 2008

went to eat with my bro and his gf at BPP den saw bie and hl outside cafe cartel budden nv greet them lol den lata go kopitiam eat HO BEE grilled fish spaghetti omfg delicious *thumbs up* wakakkaa den lata went to NTUC to shop for HEALTHY FOOD :):) den when paying up for the cashier, saw a man and a cashier quarreling lol it was hilarious and stupid..

man " CAN U FASTER ANOT!"
cashier " CAN U DUN SHOUT ANOT"
man " WHY U SHOUT AT ME"
cashier "BECAUSE U SHOUT AT ME FIRST"

lmao den that man wanna complain that cashier and sack him lmao. childish

when people cannot manage their own attitude, they wouldn't know how stupid and childish they are :X hate attitude FAGS

when u kana ppl attitude at u its best to dun talk back and be quiet because they will think that u scare of them its NOT! its because they themselves looks SO STUPID and u dun wanna be like them

wha really feel like using the F word but cannot ah this one blog later kana catch XD


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A master butcher, if they're truthful, will tell you when they cut pork carcasses they often find maggots, worms and tumours.
pork products are packed with nitrites, which can cause high blood urea and dikitopiprazines, leading to brain tumours and leukaemia.


Avoid Shellfish
They are the scavengers of the sea, which collect toxins (mercury from pollutants especially) and pass them on consumers. The same goes for filter-feeders like oysters, whelks, mussels, etc. Studies show shellfish can contain parasites and drug-resistant bacteria. Farmed beasties are far worse.


i know u are looking at this - 10/03/2008 06:21:00 PM;


weeeeeeeee~~~~ FINALLY GOT MY 6month montly contacts for ONLY $120(including shan guang!) ! damn cool man! so excited to wear them SOON! omgomgomgomg forget about my spec liao le weeee! hmm wonder where is winnie chia.. actually wanted to go with her to chew's optical but she seems uncontactable.. i wonder where she went ~.~ think she got kidnapped ~.~ nvm hope she comes back soon


i know u are looking at this - 10/03/2008 04:22:00 PM;

Thursday, October 2, 2008



0-100 3.3s
TOP SPEED 399km/h
750bhp



0-100 3.7s
0-200 10.6s
TOP SPEED 335Km/h!
650bhp


i know u are looking at this - 10/02/2008 09:16:00 AM;


woke up at morning 6.50 due to extreme mosquitoness(which means they freaking suck ur HP out of u) dam sian so nv sleep le... den went to play dota at garena den wha sian again! NOOBS SPOILT MY DAY ~.~ fces sia damit..


i know u are looking at this - 10/02/2008 08:48:00 AM;

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

IM SO FKING HAPPY! BECAUSE THAT GUY CALLED ME AND TOLD ME TML CAN GO GET MY $240 LE! YES! FINALLY!! OMFG IM SO HAPPY! AND I STRIKED A STARTER $20 :):)


i know u are looking at this - 10/01/2008 09:53:00 PM;


OMGOMGOMG! watched some super cool video on youtube. Bear Grylls best! BEST survivor in the wild! eat everything and drink every shit! Check it out on youtube, Bear Grylls(not for those fking animal lovers) and its rich in PROTEIN! The name of the show is Man Vs Wild. Recommanded http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu3FlOksBjY&feature=related


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