Sunday, October 26, 2008
okokokokokk! went to BBDC today and reached there about 12.10. ok saw azahari in the bus and chat with him because he also having practical for bike so we chat chat chat. ok reached BBDC le... we x the road den suddenly got someone touch me from behind... and its JASON NEO!(not the one in 5n1) den have a chat with him waiting for kenny and kuan siong. Wait x3.... Here 2 buses came, 852 and 187.. its kenny and ks! den we went in and print our slip den they go attend their FTL(Funeral Theory Lesson) HAH! why i said Funeral theory lesson because ALL U DO! IS TO! WATCH ALL THE ACCIDENTS hah!
Stage 1 Subject 1
ok while i went to find my car No. 39 ^^!! ok den i wait for my teacher to come.. Tay or Tan T L. Woot in my imaginary that teacher should be a guy, quite old, humouress. BUT! BUT! BUT! x 100000! OMFG! ITS A Bloated lady, SHES HELL NO CLOSE TO HUMOUROUS and at the same time VERY SERIOUS! in this 100 minute of teaching, SHE TOTALLY BO SMILE OR LAUGH! she came in sweating all along... on the air con to 3 which later i changed it to 2 because i was freaking coldended!(the past tense CUM participant of cold) den ok then the lesson began. She told me all those blahblahblahblah den ok she told me if i need her to show me how to drive infront of a car den break and reverse den break, i said no need. so i started driving...ok the same old method. Depress cluth fully, change to 1st gear, step on accelerator making the rev constant, releasing the handbreak, den biting point. OK! the car is moving! because its my 1st time, so the feeling of moving quite fast! den i didn't know that she want me to drive and break behind of that car infront. so i scare bang until the car infront den i actully TURN TO THE LEFT LMAO! DEN SHE WAS LIKE! "I NEVER ASK U TO TURN! WHY U TURN! OJI(O*@U$(*@)!($*)@!($*)@!($*)" wha freaking fierce la piang ~.~ den shou shang de wo can only ren qi tun shen. ok.. den she ask me swap place with her den she show me 1 time... den i see oo ok quite easy man... ok so i drive okok she also okok. den we proceed to another subject of stage 1 the 2nd gear circuit.
Stage 1 Subject 2
ok she drive me all the way out of the parking area to the circuit! yes! she drove me around for 2 rounds and told me blahblahblah blhablahblah wasn't really listening hah.. so she stop in the middle of the circuit den she let me drive.. at that point of time i si bei nervous(heart pomping 175times/min) woot! steam! at the same time the dehydrated me feeling the burning effect in my throat like a scorching sun is having its ray concentrated in a parabola reflecting it right onto my throat. but bo ban! no water.. so must continue drive. i was thinking in my mind that should i tell her this : " erm ni ke yi xiao yi xia ma?(can u laugh for awhile anot?) " but in the end nv la because later kium gan... i think she today period la thats y so angry... this kinda thing aiya i boy dunno one hah... ok so i drove around with gear 1... den okok... when turning, i cross my hand like what she did den wha siao tio gan again! hah... den i keep drive out of the lane LOL! wha man.. at that time i thought i was the worse student liao... but! nonono! after 2-3 rounds of driving in the circuit, there this NEW BIRD stopping right infront of me... so i have to fully cluth + brake and wait for him like 20-30 seconds ~.~... den wha lao man! I CANNOT BELIEVE THATS ACTUALLY SOMEONE THAT SUCKS MORE DEN ME!!! i was actually waiting.. den his brake light off le.. so i actually back to biting point and step on accelerator le ready to go... BUT! WHA KAO SMTH his like... COMBO SIA! CLUTH FULLY DEPRESS WITHOUT ENOUGH REV! den his car SURGE FORWARD CUM ENGINE DIE hahhahaha! wha ke lian de wo in the car with this fierce monster...she keep told me not to put my foot rest on the cluth but i feel really ma fan if i put down still have to step again sia... but no choice she told me a million times but i still repeat hah... den ok she showed me 2nd gear so now i must drive liao... ok driving slowly the super hum me dare not change to 2nd gear because reaching the turn liao.. den i drive slowly! guess what! tio gan again hah..... ok later i change give her see... den i ready to change den that PUNDEH DRIVER INFRONT BRAKE AGAIN! wha jia lat! den i changed to 2nd gear liao! omgomgomg.. den i brake but nv cluth in den engine die ~o~.... den ok that asshole is like hogging the whole day... really sian ~.~ so i continue to drive using 1st and 2nd gear and also resting my foot on the cluth and tio ganning whole day.. den after a turn i change to 2nd gear liao...den suddenly a BUS WHA SIGNAL RIGHT WANT TURN IN SO I BRAKE again! without fully depress cluth. engine die again ! hah.. f man... as time past, ok everything was fine.... cluth, accelerate, biting point, full release cluth, full depress cluth, gear 2, biting point, accelerate, break, cluth in fully, break again to stop, gear 1, break to a stop, cluth , neutral and handbreak. end of the day. not bad! got 3 chops hehehe good luck to those on the way to practical driving hah!
- 10/26/2008 03:56:00 PM;